Friday, August 16, 2013

Why Bigs Are The Absolute Best

Your big. Your role model. Your shopping buddy. Your dance partner. Your caregiver on nights when you have one too many. She takes on so many different roles but yet does so flawlessly.

How is she so perfect?

Let's examine 20 reasons why bigs are the absolute best.


  1. They spoil you. A lot.
  2. They tell you you're pretty every day.
  3. They always take your side when your pledge class gets into arguments.
  4. They tell you their mistakes and are there to comfort you when you repeat them.
  5. They will talk shit on all the douchebags and assholes who have done you wrong.
  6. They will get you hot dates for date parties.
  7. They give you insight into your future.
  8. They cheer you up on your darkest days.
  9. They get you rush shirts.
  10. They teach you how to look good in pictures.
  11. They lend you all their clothes.
  12. They give you cutesy nicknames that make you feel warm and sunshiney inside.
  13. They take care of you when you drink too much.
  14. They document your drunken antics for posterity's sake.
  15. They help you locate the perfect little.
  16. They know literally everyone in the Greek community and can get you into any party.
  17. They encourage you to reach your potential.
  18. They remind you to place bows over bros.
  19. They check out every male you meet and give him a small background check.
  20. They are there for you, anytime, anywhere, no matter what.
Y'all may love your bigs, but I love my big! 

Biggie, you're the best ever. I hope my little will love me half as much as I love you!!!

Xoxo,
Srattiness


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