How is she so perfect?
Let's examine 20 reasons why bigs are the absolute best.
- They spoil you. A lot.
- They tell you you're pretty every day.
- They always take your side when your pledge class gets into arguments.
- They tell you their mistakes and are there to comfort you when you repeat them.
- They will talk shit on all the douchebags and assholes who have done you wrong.
- They will get you hot dates for date parties.
- They give you insight into your future.
- They cheer you up on your darkest days.
- They get you rush shirts.
- They teach you how to look good in pictures.
- They lend you all their clothes.
- They give you cutesy nicknames that make you feel warm and sunshiney inside.
- They take care of you when you drink too much.
- They document your drunken antics for posterity's sake.
- They help you locate the perfect little.
- They know literally everyone in the Greek community and can get you into any party.
- They encourage you to reach your potential.
- They remind you to place bows over bros.
- They check out every male you meet and give him a small background check.
- They are there for you, anytime, anywhere, no matter what.
Y'all may love your bigs, but I love my big!
Biggie, you're the best ever. I hope my little will love me half as much as I love you!!!
Xoxo,
Srattiness
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